mr psychiatrist doctor

Mr psychiatrist doctor
The pills are no longer working
Now I only take them
So I'll have something interesting to tell at birthday parties.

Mr psychiatrist doctor
The pills are no longer working
I want new chemicals
I also think our chemistry's rotten.

Mr psychiatrist doctor
The pills are no longer working
This couch is not very comfortable
How do you expect me to confess?

Mr psychiatrist doctor
The pills are no longer working
I think you think I'm crazy
Like all your other sicksicksick patients.
Like I'm not unique.

Mr psychiatrist doctor
The pills are no longer working
Why are you telling me this?
Aren't you breaching some sort of privilege?

Mr psychiatrist doctor
The pills are no longer working
You gave me brochures
With toll-free numbers
Like my worst worry is my phone bill.

Mr psychiatrist doctor
The pills are no longer working
So I don't really know what I'm doing here
Talking solves what exactly.

Mr psychiatrist doctor
The pills are no longer working
Is that your medical degree on the wall?
Did you put it there for reassurance?
Yours or mine?

Mr psychiatrist doctor
The pills are no longer working
My mom drove me all the way here
Talking solves what exactly.

Mr psychiatrist doctor
The pills are no longer working
You talk, I'll stare at the walls
And be reassured.

Mr psychiatrist doctor
The pills are no longer working
I saw you on the paper yesterday
Some big shot court case
As an expert witness, of course
I am reassured.

Mr psychiatrist doctor
The pills are no longer working
So I don't really know what I'm doing here
But my company pays you to.

Mr psychiatrist doctor
The pills are no longer working
I asked is it okay if I don't believe in them
I mean the pills
Could this be a contributing reason?

Mr psychiatrist doctor
The pills are no longer working
Hope reverts to euphemism
I think you should consider offering euthanasia.

Mr psychiatrist doctor
The pills are no longer working
You are no longer my shining knight
In a bumblebee tie.